awesome wedding invite
was the chocolate good
there are two fucking types of people
Martin Freeman responding to why he thinks people call him sassy (x)
DUDE THATS THE GHOST IN THE STALLS GUY. THIS GUY
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
sherlock would totally take selfies with a dead body and send it to john
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN “I AM *INSERT LARGE NUMBER HERE* PERCENT DONE WITH YOU TUMBLR” POST BUT THEN I SAW THE DETAIL ON ODIN’S EYEPATCH AND SHIT SON.
all i did was tell him what the homework was
Slowly and calmly
remove your attention away from the neck
There’s an Adam’s apple
and it’s moving
Don’t look at it
Come down here and read this text instead
Follow my voice
Yes, down here, keep reading
Keep scrolling down
Scroll your way out of this
You can do this
It’s going away
Everything is going to be alright
I’m still thinking about it.
Am I the only one who read this in Tom’s voice?
I’ve never been more attracted to a neck until now.
classic rock fans that like modern music
classic rock fans that respectfully dont like modern music
classic rock fans being assholes to people who like modern music
Did you literally just turn his mouth upside down